Update about page - I work at Akamai now

about/index.shtml

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 						<h3 class="segment-title">Employment</h3>
 						<div class="segment-content">
-							Engineer - System Administration, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.qvc.com/">QVC, Inc.</a> (June 2013 - Present)
+							Site Reliability Engineer, <del><a target="_blank" href="https://www.linode.com">Linode, LLC</a></del> <a target="_blank" href="https://www.akamai.com/">Akamai Technologies, Inc.</a>  (October 2017 - Present)
 							<ul>
-								<li>Maintain physical and virtual Unix/Linux servers within the company's data centers</li>
+								<li>Responsible for the creation of public-facing distro images and kernels</li>
-								<li>Troubleshoot problems within the company's infrastructure</li>
+								<li>Automate system configurations using tools such as Salt and Vagrant</li>
-								<li>Deploy new systems using a variety of technologies, including VMWare and NIM</li>
+								<li>Build, maintain, and upgrade the hypervisor hosts which run Linode's plarform</li>
-								<li>Assist with the deployment of applications to Tomcat and WebSphere environments</li>
+								<li>Maintain internal documentation and code platforms</li>
-								<li>Manage server configurations using tools such as Puppet and vCM</li>
+								<li>Provide training classes for new employees</li>
-								<li>Work in a global environment with teams from all across the world</li>
+							</ul>
+							Engineer - System Administration and Automation, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.qvc.com/">QVC, Inc.</a> (June 2013 - September 2017)
+							<ul>
+								<li>Build and maintain Linux and Unix systems, both physical and virtual</li>
+								<li>Manage over 1000 systems using tools such as Puppet</li>
+								<li>Automate the server build and application deployment processes</li>
+								<li>Provide 24x7 on-call support for mission-critical ecommerce systems</li>
+								<li>Work in a global environment, with teams in many countries</li>
 							</ul>
 							<br />
-							Network Admin, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.metpersnl.com/">Metropolitan Personnel, Inc.</a> (June 2006 - March 2016)
+							IT Admin, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.metpersnl.com/">Metropolitan Personnel, Inc.</a> (June 2006 - March 2016)
 							<ul>
-								<li>Maintain and update company-wide hardware and software (including servers, terminals, and networking equipment) on an as-needed basis.</li>
+								<li>Maintained company networking and server infrastructure</li>
+								<li>Deployed workstations and managed users and group-policy through Active Directory</li>
+								<li>Provided office technical support and assistance</li>
 							</ul>
 							<br />
 							Unix/Linux Administration Intern, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.qvc.com/">QVC, Inc.</a> (May 2012 - August 2012)
 							<ul>
-								<li>Wrote an application to automate the process of comparing server metrics (such as CPU, RAM utilization) to business metrics (such as pageviews/hour) in order to create correlation models that can be used to forecast server load.</li>
+								<li>Wrote an application to automate the process of comparing server metrics (such as CPU, RAM utilization) to business metrics (such as pageviews/hour) in order to create correlation models that can be used to forecast server load</li>
-								<li>Helped maintain and replace server equipment in the data centers.</li>
+								<li>Helped maintain and replace server equipment in the data centers</li>
 							</ul>
 							<br />
 							Web Development Intern, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.dataforma.com/">Dataforma, Inc.</a> (May 2011 - August 2011)
 							<ul>
-								<li>Developed an interactive online drawing application using HTML5 and JavaScript, designed to be used by roofing contractors for modelling their projects.</li>
+								<li>Developed an interactive online drawing tool for roof modeling using HTML5 and JS</li>
+								<li>Worked in a small team doing task-focused, agile development</li>
 							</ul>
 							<br />
 							Founder, BITS (July 2008 - August 2010)
 							<ul>
-								<li>Started a small business in the summer of 2008 to provide computer service to local clients and businesses.</li>
+								<li>Founded BITS to provide on-site computer service to local clients</li>
-								<li>Services included hardware and software upgrades, custom-built machines, virus removal, and web development.</li>
+								<li>Diagnosed and troubleshooted computer issues, and installed/repaired equipment</li>
 								<li>BITS = Brad's IT Services</li>
 							</ul>
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 							Programming and Scripting
 							<ul>
-								<li>C, C++, and C#</li>
+								<li>C</li>
-								<li>MPI and pthreads</li>
 								<li>Java</li>
+								<li>C#</li>
+								<li>Python</li>
+								<li>Bash</li>
+								<li>Javascript</li>
+								<li>MPI and pthreads</li>
 								<li>Android SDK</li>
 								<li>HTML5 and CSS3</li>
-								<li>JavaScript</li>
 								<li>PHP</li>
-								<li>Python</li>
 								<li>Perl</li>
-								<li>Bash</li>
 								<li>CUDA</li>
 								<li>OpenGL</li>
 								<li>MIPS Assembly (because screw x86)</li>
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 							Operating Systems
 							<ul>
-								<li>Linux (including all major distributions)</li>
+								<li>RedHat/CentOS 4, 5, 6, and 7</li>
-								<li>Unix (including AIX and HP-UX)</li>
+								<li>Arch Linux</li>
-								<li>Windows 3.1+ and Server 2003+</li>
+								<li>AIX 5.3 and 6.1</li>
-								<li>Mac OSX 10.0+</li>
+								<li>Windows 95+ and Server 2003 - 2008 R2</li>
 							</ul>
 							<br />
 							Software
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 								<li>WebSphere</li>
 								<li>MySQL/MariaDB</li>
 								<li>Puppet</li>
-								<li>Many VMware products (including vSphere and vCM)</li>
+								<li>Full VMWare stack</li>
-								<li>Microsoft SQL Server</li>
 								<li>Active Directory</li>
 								<li>Subversion</li>
 								<li>Git</li>
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 								<li>Photography</li>
 								<li>DJing</li>
 								<li>Instruments (I play saxophone, piano, and drums)</li>
-								<li>Learning new languages (I currently speak English, Spanish, some Japanese, and a little German)</li>
+								<li>Learning new languages (I currently speak Spanish, Japanese, and a little German)</li>
 								<li>Making long, unordered lists of things</li>
 							</ul>
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 	<a class="sidelink" href="//www.bradleylaboon.com/about/">About Me</a>
-	<a class="sidelink" href="//git.bradleylaboon.com/">Projects</a>
+	<a class="sidelink" href="//git.bradleylaboon.com/lb.laboon">Projects</a>
 	<a class="sidelink" href="//blog.bradleylaboon.com/">Boonean Logic</a>
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-						<h3 class="segment-title">Follow Me!</h3>
+						<h3 class="segment-title">Looking for me?</h3>
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-							I try to make myself as available as possible, so you can follow me on these sites:<br />
+							I don't really do social media anymore.<br />
-							<ul>
+							I've come to realize that social media is a place where opinions are rarely respected, and mostly exists as a very crude form of self-validation.<br />
-								<li><a target="_blank" href="https://github.com/LBlaboon">Github</a></li>
+							<br />
-								<li><a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/BradLaBoon">Twitter</a></li>
+							Long story short, if you're looking for me then you should already know where to find me.
-								<li><a target="_blank" href="https://plus.google.com/+LBradleyLaBoon">Google+</a></li>
-								<li><a target="_blank" href="http://blog.bradleylaboon.com/">Boonean Logic</a> (my blog that I almost never update)</li>
-								<li><a href="javascript:void(0);" onclick="alert('Nope.');">Facebook</a></li>
-							</ul>
-							I'm pretty much all over the net. Just search for lb.laboon or LBlaboon. That's usually what my username is.
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